The Selfish Suarez's


September 15, 2017

We've all been there....the struggle of picking a restaurant for date night.

Him: "Where should we go eat?"

Her: "I don't care, just pick something."

Him: *suggests restaurant*

Her: "No. Just list places and I'll pick something."

Per usual the Suarez's are here to save the day by bringing you a collection of tampa date night spots (and extras) that are tony & chelsea approved!


Cru Cellars | 2506 S MacDill Ave

Our Usual Bill: $30-$50

Our Go-To Orders: Short Ribs, Fig & Prosciutto Flatbread, Farmers Platter

If a sleek wine bar serving cheeses, cured meats & small plates with a dark ambiance is your scene, this is your spot. Cru is relaxed, romantic and classy with a low...

September 15, 2017

There's nothing quite like enjoying your backyard on a breezy summer afternoon. Which there's no such thing as in Florida...I've had swamp ass for the past three months. Birds chirping, rustling oak leaves and the loud humming of your A/C unit. Not only does the sight of our A/C unit kill my outdoor livin' vibe, but the noise it exudes does not mesh well with my 'Summer 17' Spotify playlist. By hiding your A/C unit you can up the aesthetic of your space and also muffle mood killing noise! 


1 bag of Quickrete

1 post hole digger

2 inch Nails

Nail gun/hammer

Stain of your choice

Wood: This part is really dependent on how high your AC...

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