The Selfish Suarez's

A LIFESTYLE BLOG BY CHELSEA SUAREZ

July 9, 2019

You're cramming your books from your last class into your locker, the second bell rings. Crap late to 6th period again. The remaining students in the hallway scatter like roaches in a suddenly lit room. After speedily shuffling down the hallway with your Vera Bradley tote thwacking against your back, you're finally in the door way of Ms. Cordells classroom. A mixture of dread and second hand embarrassment overwhelm you as you register the words on the white board. TODAYS AGENDA: SEX EDUCATION.

Raise your hand if you've learned WAY MORE in your mid to late twenties about the inner workings of your cooter than during any sex-ed class in school. ME TOO. I can't believ...

July 4, 2019

If I had to make a list of things that make me feel like a HBIC (Head Bitch In Charge), wearing 'bomb-ass work clothes' and having 'a fresh set of claws' would be at the very top. No matter what industry you're in, if you're in an office setting, I firmly believe you will perform better if you feel good. Don't act like you haven't heard the saying "look good, feel good, do good".  Upgrading your wear-to-work attire doesn't have to leave you overdrawn if you know where to look. I may not need to be on a BAB budget (Broke Ass Bitch budget) anymore but why waste money on clothes that are 2-3 times the cost? 

Let's start with shoes. Since I am about 3 feet ta...

November 17, 2017

I used to buy products JUST to review them in hopes to get more views on videos. Can you imagine how much money I've wasted? LIKE ALOT! Thank goodness I've been a tad smarter with my moneys. Here is a list of the products I regret buying over the passed year.

Anastasia Beverly Hills Subculture Palette- I literally had a break down while filming a look with this palette because I couldn't make it work. No that isn't an exaggeration,  I cried like a little bitch. No matter what I did none of the colors would blend and looked super muddy. Many people justify the short comings of this palette by saying things like "its loose pressed pigment" or "its not meant to be ble...

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