The Selfish Suarez's


July 9, 2019

You're cramming your books from your last class into your locker, the second bell rings. Crap late to 6th period again. The remaining students in the hallway scatter like roaches in a suddenly lit room. After speedily shuffling down the hallway with your Vera Bradley tote thwacking against your back, you're finally in the door way of Ms. Cordells classroom. A mixture of dread and second hand embarrassment overwhelm you as you register the words on the white board. TODAYS AGENDA: SEX EDUCATION.

Raise your hand if you've learned WAY MORE in your mid to late twenties about the inner workings of your cooter than during any sex-ed class in school. ME TOO. I can't believ...

March 12, 2019

'Oh my God, what's your secret?'. Let's be real, if I had a dollar for every time I've been asked this question I wouldn't be working 11 hour days. Over the last 9 years my weight has been some what of a roller coaster and May of last year was one of my higher points on the scale. My downfall is a toxic mixture of laziness and late night binge snacking. Unfortunately my addictive personality doesn't translate to working out consistently, somehow there is always an excuse. One thing I can do however is stick to a lifestyle change. Notice how I didn't say diet? Diets are garbage, they're temporary, and if you lose weight fast you'll gain it all back even faster. Los...

January 9, 2018

Guys... lets not lie to ourselves. I'm not going to change myself JUST because its a new year. I may try, but it will most likely last about 3 weeks then I'll be right back to eating cookie butter covered in Lays crumbs laying on the couch. So, here is my idea: I am going to blog about being healthy and post a whole bunch of shit about it on Youtube and Instagram, really just documenting my journey and progress, that way I'll keep myself accountable. Nothing like embarrassing yourself on the internet in order to remain accountable right? At the end of each week I'll be doing a weigh in, progress pictures and measurements which I will be posting to this blog and...

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