The Selfish Suarez's

A LIFESTYLE BLOG BY CHELSEA SUAREZ

July 9, 2019

You're cramming your books from your last class into your locker, the second bell rings. Crap late to 6th period again. The remaining students in the hallway scatter like roaches in a suddenly lit room. After speedily shuffling down the hallway with your Vera Bradley tote thwacking against your back, you're finally in the door way of Ms. Cordells classroom. A mixture of dread and second hand embarrassment overwhelm you as you register the words on the white board. TODAYS AGENDA: SEX EDUCATION.

Raise your hand if you've learned WAY MORE in your mid to late twenties about the inner workings of your cooter than during any sex-ed class in school. ME TOO. I can't believ...

January 9, 2018

Guys... lets not lie to ourselves. I'm not going to change myself JUST because its a new year. I may try, but it will most likely last about 3 weeks then I'll be right back to eating cookie butter covered in Lays crumbs laying on the couch. So, here is my idea: I am going to blog about being healthy and post a whole bunch of shit about it on Youtube and Instagram, really just documenting my journey and progress, that way I'll keep myself accountable. Nothing like embarrassing yourself on the internet in order to remain accountable right? At the end of each week I'll be doing a weigh in, progress pictures and measurements which I will be posting to this blog and...

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