The Selfish Suarez's

A LIFESTYLE BLOG BY CHELSEA SUAREZ

July 9, 2019

You're cramming your books from your last class into your locker, the second bell rings. Crap late to 6th period again. The remaining students in the hallway scatter like roaches in a suddenly lit room. After speedily shuffling down the hallway with your Vera Bradley tote thwacking against your back, you're finally in the door way of Ms. Cordells classroom. A mixture of dread and second hand embarrassment overwhelm you as you register the words on the white board. TODAYS AGENDA: SEX EDUCATION.

Raise your hand if you've learned WAY MORE in your mid to late twenties about the inner workings of your cooter than during any sex-ed class in school. ME TOO. I can't believ...

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